On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 LunarModule, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon, "That'sone small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by millions. But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark: "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remarkconcerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as towhat the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, whileanswering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
In 1938, when he was a kid in a small Midwest town, hewas playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows.
His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs.Gorsky. As he leaneddown to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
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