WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?....

Plato:
For the greater good.

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.

Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.

Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Salvador Dali:
The Fish.

Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Jack Nicholson:
'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.

Ronald Reagan:
I forget

The Sphinx:
You tell me.

Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Joseph Stalin:
I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelet.

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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