WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?....
For the greater good.
It was a historical inevitability.
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
National Security was at stake.
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
To actualize its potential.
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
'cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.
You tell me.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
I don't care. Catch it. Crack its eggs to make my omelet.
Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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